The Wide Variety of D.C. Assault Crimes
- 28 Jan
Did you hear about the peanut who walked into a bar? He was assaulted.
In all seriousness, Washington, D.C. assault charges are no laughing matter. Being charged with an assault can have serious legal implications. Being convicted of assault may land you in jail. Under D.C. law, there are at least 10 ways you can be convicted of assault. Forewarned is forearmed, as they say.